Saturday, December 13, 2008

Morbid Magnets

I believe I have a future in the morbid magnet business. 

My best gems include the following: 

---Life was smooth sailing after his lobotomy. 

---She wondered if her flexing spending would cover her electroshock treatments but was too self- conscious to inquire.

I believe I best be patenting these treasures. 

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