Gatos

I believe cats are divine. In the future when I have a house, own furniture and all the other adult stuff, I'll have a legion of felines. 

Morbid Magnets

I believe I have a future in the morbid magnet business. 

My best gems include the following: 

---Life was smooth sailing after his lobotomy. 

---She wondered if her flexing spending would cover her electroshock treatments but was too self- conscious to inquire.

I believe I best be patenting these treasures.